![]() A loose explosion, a missed fire arrow, or just swinging a torch or the Fire Rod or Meteor Rod around in nature can result in brush fires that overtake the area, turning Link into one hell of a pyromaniac.Leave Link standing around for long enough, and he'll start dozing off before snapping out of it.Now combine any of the above with Link's goofy selfie poses for extra hilarity.If you leave Link crouching idly, he will freak out because a bug crawled on his hand.Additionally, if you leave Link shirtless for long enough in regular temperatures, he'll flex his arms.Alternatively, if he's in a hot environment, he'll either wobble back & forth sweating buckets, or he'll grimace while twitching, because he's on fire.The sight is hilariously pitiful and kind of cute. If Link is in a cold environment, he'll hunch over shivering with chattering teeth.If Link is in a dangerous environment without the proper equipment, his idle animation will change to show what's wrong, and it's always funny.If ingredients are accidentally thrown near the fire instead of in the pot, they will catch the updraft and shoot into the air, showering down moments later as cooked food. ![]() If a fire is started next to a lit cooking pot, the grass will catch fire and sometimes create an updraft.If you leave the screen idle after presented with the successful results of cooking your latest meal, Link will occasionally wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, as if the dish is making him drool.That's right: after decades of waiting, Link can finally eat an octorok! Also amusing is that the game allows you to cook an Octorok to mix with elixirs or just as a meal (which.just turns into Dubious Food).Link hums along with the cooking music.Yes, you read that right: you can whip up lavish seafood platters out of a couple of fish and snails, meat skewers, candy out of beehives, fruit or mushroom meals that fully heal you out of a single durian/mushroom, and even potions out of the entrails of your enemies.but some simple steamed rice or browned/clarified butter? You manage to fuck it up so badly that it's indistinguishable from cooked monster parts. If you try to cook Tabantha Wheat or Goat Butter on its own, without at least one other ingredient, it just turns into a Dubious Food.As in, without removing it from the bottle. Relatedly, if you cook something using a bottled ingredient (such as milk or Goron Spice), Link chucks the whole thing into the pot.Link basically decides it would be a better idea not to try anything with that pot. If you come at night and try to examine the cooking pot, she will mutter something in her sleep about people not touching it.It's heavily implied that all of the refuse is the results of her cooking experiments, so she's been at it for a while. Said NPC is found right next to what can only be described as a dump, surrounded by piles of garbage and swarms of flies while standing in front of her cooking pot in a fighting stance ( armed with the useless ladle melee weapon and pot lid shield you can often find around normal cooking sets) and beating it as a part of her "cooking methods". And immediately afterwards wonders aloud why she keeps getting Dubious Food and Rock-Hard Food anyway. You can find an NPC named Moza who is burning her food, refuses to let you use her cooking set unlike all other Non Player Characters, and when you ask her the best way to make an ultimate dish, she'll start by suggesting some normal pieces of meat.before violently insisting that adding ancient machine parts, gemstones, and/or monster parts makes the food better when you point out what a bad idea it sounds like.That really lets you know that you goofed. Also funny is how the usual cooking music is punctuated with breaking pans and pots.It's just a bunch of lizards, and it STILL turns into a Dubious Food. Chuck a bunch of Hearty Lizards into a pot without a monster part? It turns into a super powerful Dubious Food, one that recovers 19 hearts.which kind of makes you wonder if Link is an Extreme Omnivore (if only one that gets squicked with the way the food looks notice the look he gives after he eats it). At this point, it should be noted that just about anything can be cooked into dubious food, even otherwise completely inedible items like gemstones and machine parts. You still recover a little bit of health eating it, though.Eating it won't hurt you, though.probably." A bizarre smell issues forth from this heap.
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